There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
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Get the indican mug.An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.
Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
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Get the Indicative mug.Innocent sex is when two Christian people cosplay as a pope and a nun and begin to have sex from dawn to dusk while only saying oh my God, jesus christ, or saying things from a Bible.
Larry: Hey Roger do you think Susan will do innocent sex with me
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.
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