penis hat

The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.

you gota penis hat

by Tweak October 6, 2003

Man Hat

A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.

Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!

by gleevo February 17, 2006

Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.

Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"

by 21108fyr April 22, 2018

Dutch Hat

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.

Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.

by Pleasejustgoaway July 20, 2012

Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.

"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"

by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009

In the blink of a hat

A combination of "in the blink of and eye" & "at the drop of a hat". Similar to the term Rocket Surgery.

Yeah, and to top it all off he expected me to have it done in the blink of a hat.

I'll be over to your place in the blink of a hat.

by jameson2121 June 9, 2010

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011