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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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art brain

Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.
James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.

"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."
by Axidation February 22, 2022
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Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
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Big Brain

Where you either have a deep thought or had a smart moment.
Man: when you leave your shirt out, does that mean your tucking your pants into your shirt?
Guy: wow. That's a big brain moment.
by Jonathangg November 1, 2019
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Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
by Master gopher January 20, 2015
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lame brain

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.
by BLG3143 February 19, 2009
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big brain

when someone is so stupid theyre actually smart
person 1: omg this isnt a table its a window omg
person 2: big brain
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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