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Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.
P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"
by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
by Alester December 24, 2020
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bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.
by Tbitz September 18, 2015
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bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.
My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome
by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011
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Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019
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