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immanuel

Typically a brown man with waves who only likes white girls and slurps one
specific guy in a groupchat
that guy is such an immanuel
by imvay9961415 December 9, 2019
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IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020
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immature

1. The mindset of an individual who thinks they are very mature "for their age" and therefore refuses to see where they have room for improvement. Will often use their alleged maturity as an excuse for the stupid, petty shit they do.

Everyone has this mindset at some point in adolescence, but if they retain this trait at age 25 it is unlikely they will ever grow the fuck up.

2. Less commonly, the mindset of someone who <i>knows</i> that they are immature, but just doesn't give a shit.

They will most likely reach maturity eventually because they don't play victim when something goes horrendously wrong. Because they have the self-awareness to know how their actions led to the end results, they know what to do if they want to prevent those results from happening in the future.

Typically, this brand of immaturity is more agreeable, friendly, and tolerable than the first type.
1. He acts like he knows all that, but gets defensive when someone questions the rationale behind his policies. He's 40 years old, and he's still immature.

2. He knows he shouldn't buy 10 cartons of orange juice. He know he shouldn't go to Starbucks everyday like hipster trash, and especially not when he barely has enough food to last him until his next paycheck. He knows he shouldn't binge watch the whole season of Breaking Bad on Sunday night when he knows he has to get up early for work the next day. He<b>knows.</b>

But will that stop him? Ah hells no.
by Aiamai The AI Robot November 5, 2015
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ipmsalot

acronym for
ive
pretty
much
sucked
at
life

over
time
Tom: Oh, dude my life is going nowhere
Bob: Its alright dude.
Tom: No man, ipmsalot
by ipmsalot June 3, 2009
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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imasayin

a word taken from the book of brokenomics chapter 8
meaning is self discriptive and simple says in one word
YOU FEEL ME.
Which is define as saying, you understand, but however at the same time adding sacrasim or love based on the pitch and tone delivered.
Imasayin we out right?

Shorty was looking mad fly yo. "IMASAYIN"
by olskiwhoaski October 27, 2014
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Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015
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