Canadian History

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.

I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

by Shafty Magee II February 5, 2010

History

The ideological analysis of selected events.

The histories of the following could be written:

Wessex; England; Britain; Great Britain; United Kingdom of Great Britain; United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland; United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irleland.

English Economic; Scottish Economic; Irish Economic etc

The English people; The British People; The people of the UK of GB & NI; etc

The Americas; America; South America; United States of America; Canada; Mexico; North America; Novgorod, Russia; Soviet Union; Siberia; Ukraine; China; etc etc

The titles themselves imply ideological analysis and selectivity.

Clearly there are a large number of events but when does an event begin and when does it end? And ideology determines their selection and the weight given to them.

It is easy for us to confuse events with history.

It has been said that the assasinated President of the United States of America Abraham Lincoln had believed in emancipation of the slaves in his country but did not believe in their subsequent equality with the non slaves.

Is that brought out in the teaching of history received by USA people? Whether yes or no it represents an ideological analysis.

I am not certain that belief is an event.

"History is written by the victors" falls within the definition.

by Compagnero_2 March 14, 2010

History nerd

An annoying dude who yells out historically inaccurate and throw a pissy fit over some shit on historical fiction and these are the same dudes who would get bullied because of how annoying they are.

Jake: hey dude wanna play some battlefield v or wanna watch the kings man.

Daniel: sure dude I’m in.

History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.

Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.

by The cheek freak from Mars July 16, 2022

Canadas History

A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).

Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?

Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.

by drrary February 17, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"I'm hoping she's up for a lesson in Canada's History tonight. I bought an economy size maple syrup and I'm bringing on the pancakes."

by BPow February 4, 2010

historical guilt

The outpouring of sympathy for past transgressions that most times don't have anything to do with current generations. Take example the idea that Christians are pressured into feeling sorrow or guilt for the Holy Crusades in the middle ages. Or another example is the actual celebration of "Black History Month", a reverse-racist idea that was brought on by Black Supremacists that wished to "get back" at the entire white American population for hundreds of years of oppression. By badgering the media with propaganda and moving speeches enabled racist blacks to attain "Black History Month" by using "Historical Guilt". Another example still is the actual foundation of the state of Israel, which was brought upon by pressure of Zionists that seeking sympathy from the horrors of the Holocaust. The United States as well as the rest of the International community owed nothing to the survivors as well as subsequent generations of Holocaust survivors, yet the "Historical Guilt" plagued them to open their checkbooks.

Black History Month
Israel
The Holy Crusades

3 fitting examples of "Historical Guilt" that dumb people feel an attatchment to, even though the past transgressions had absolutely nothing to do with them.

by asilaydyingrules February 21, 2007

AP World History

A fun, interesting class, though that might depend on your teacher and your love for history >.> It's not as hard as people say, the outlines are not a burden if you do the pages the teacher assigns that same day, and not the night before they're due -_- A word of advice - if you don't like history, don't take that class because you will be bored there and will also bore your classmates with your negative atmosphere. xD

If you have an awesome teacher for AP World History, it will become your favorite class.

by Ovvanges April 9, 2009