Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.

This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025