Trojan Helmet

A man places their nuts on a girl's eyes so the penis hangs down on top of their nose, emulating a trojan helmet

Your dick on her face-a Trojan Helmet

by Nate's got a penis November 4, 2009

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

helpless prey game

While in bed, the female takes the place of a tiger, the shirtless male her prey. The female will taunt the male by explaining how she will "eat" him. She might play around with his belly button, abs, chest, ext.

Last night, my girlfriend played the helpless prey game...it turned me on big time

by Saraniharj Lokethjkfdl Mcmarlonderdodal March 1, 2008

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

party helmet

Getting ready for a serious night of partying, that includes drinking, smoking pot, and perhaps a random sexual encounter.

"Hey J.J., do you have your party helmet on tonight?"

"Hell ya, Dominic, I'm ready to go."

by pinchypants April 4, 2006

polishing my helmet

giving someone a B.J.(blow job)

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap

by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007

Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

by Trogdor January 27, 2006