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Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
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Football helmet

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips
Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.
by William Moates August 21, 2021
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Hells Bells

Hells Bells is a drink that is made from the root of a Yellow Trumpet Flower. You boil the root and then drink it. Most people mix it with Gatorade. It is much more dangerous than people think. It can make you hallucinate, seize, convulse, and vomit. The high can last anywhere from 2 days to a week depending on how potent the mixture is. The Yellow Trumpet flower is legal and is sold at almost at nursery but when the root is turned into the "Hells Bells" mixture it is considered a hallucinogenic and is illegal.
by Shawn Underwood December 31, 2007
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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.
Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!
by Stalin37 March 20, 2005
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude
man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine
by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005
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you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."
person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."
by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010
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