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Hayley

A truly inspirational person who exemplifies the type of energy and loyalty we all want in a friend, in addition to being a fierce advocate of happiness and the pursuit of dreams. A Hayley is original, sassy, has the best memes, the best taste in trashy movies, insightful advice, and will be your 'broken car' alibi for over four years without ever breaking the sacred silence around the most elaborate lie ever told by a student.
Everyone should try to find a Hayley to be their best friend in life.
by twihard9293 March 8, 2022
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Halez

“Halez” something that is very funny and/or entertaining.
Hey bro, did you see that guy bench 405 and drop it on himself, that was fkn Halez
by Jimbob4242 February 11, 2022
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Hayley

Hayley is Hayley today
by RavenPlauz February 13, 2022
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Hayley

Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)
Person 1: Is that a Hayley
Person 2: OMG yes I ship her with me!!
by Dontcomeformepls February 16, 2022
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Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
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Hayley

A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
"Man, I should've never let that Hayley into my life, I'm going to go insane."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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