Man Hat

A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.

Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!

by gleevo February 17, 2006

Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.

Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"

by 21108fyr December 28, 2017

Dutch Hat

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.

Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.

by Pleasejustgoaway July 18, 2012

Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 07, 2022

Rick hat

Another name for a cabbie hat, the one those weird fucks named Rick usually wear when they start going bald.

Rick hat spotted at 12 o clock, bet that dudes bald as fuck.

by digitalr0nin January 11, 2020

now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009

Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023