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Half-Pete

"Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.

He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.

Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
"We came home to find in a mess of his own gore, like some Half-Pete horror show."
by Dave712 December 15, 2017
mugGet the Half-Petemug.

Half Legend

Someone who wishes to be a legend however the person in question lacks the mental capability to be considered a legend.
by Legend Status October 17, 2017
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half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.
No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.
by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009
mugGet the half shackingmug.

half flag

That hot chick's got me at half flag
by fatratguy December 28, 2014
mugGet the half flagmug.

half-breeder

Stop fucking that woman and start sucking my dick you half-breeder!
by D-Phanto September 27, 2018
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Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out
J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that
by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018
mugGet the Half titmug.

A lie and a half

Means when something is more than just little lie like it’s more than just that or just more. Could be “stupid And a half” or he’s a snack and a half
omg he rlly said he doesn’t like you that’s a lie and half he literally said you were cute!

“she is a liar and half because she just told me she got an A when she told me she did rlly bad”

a lie and a half means more than just a small lie and he is lying big time!
by Livinginthemoment(M) August 25, 2020
mugGet the A lie and a halfmug.

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