Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo February 28, 2023

Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023

sticky hippo

When you nut on the back of a fat girl

How’d it go with Madi last night

It was great I gave her the sticky hippo

by Walltortoise February 5, 2023

peppermint hippo

oh god j-j-just that one scene oh god

person 1 : hey remember peppermint hippo
person 2 : bitch kys

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippo Sacking

Hooking up with the fat chick so your friend can fuck the hot girl

I can't go out again, I'm still recovering from hippo sacking for Riley last night

by Tbeam May 24, 2025