This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Is beautiful, and the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
She usually has blonde hair, and she looks damn perfect with short hair. She has green or blue eyes and a cute little nose. If you ever meet a Mia Helen you'll fall for her.
She loves Netflix, swimming in the ocean, and she also loves eating frozen grapes, but not the green ones!
You better hope you meet a Mia Helen
She usually has blonde hair, and she looks damn perfect with short hair. She has green or blue eyes and a cute little nose. If you ever meet a Mia Helen you'll fall for her.
She loves Netflix, swimming in the ocean, and she also loves eating frozen grapes, but not the green ones!
You better hope you meet a Mia Helen
Who's that pretty girl swimming in the ocean?
Oh, it is Mia Helen. I heard she's pretty damn perfect.
Oh, it is Mia Helen. I heard she's pretty damn perfect.
by Drldh July 23, 2017

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly
by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

Also referred to as Saturn. She is tallish and very old. Angry and loves to violate people.
She is into tall light skinned guys with erratic hair, who love to be pet on their head like golden retrievers.
She wants to always be right and prove others wrong and will kill you if you touch her hair.
She is also into soft, succulent and perfectly shaped ass.
She is into tall light skinned guys with erratic hair, who love to be pet on their head like golden retrievers.
She wants to always be right and prove others wrong and will kill you if you touch her hair.
She is also into soft, succulent and perfectly shaped ass.
1) Damn she likes Namboo's ass. Oh she must be a Helen.
2) Look at that skinny guy walking with that girl. I think her name must be Helen.
2) Look at that skinny guy walking with that girl. I think her name must be Helen.
by Saturn Watcher November 22, 2021

by Raelityy July 10, 2021

by TheOfficalYum November 4, 2017

Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
