Man Hat

A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.

Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!

by gleevo February 17, 2006

Dutch Hat

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.

Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.

by Pleasejustgoaway July 20, 2012

Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.

Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"

by 21108fyr April 22, 2018

Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.

"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"

by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009

New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009