Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
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Get the gopher it mug.The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.
I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"
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