goochys

synonym for pets, derived from the expression "goochy goochy goo" when sb. pet/stroke pets.

My cute goochys

by PaulStiller April 25, 2010

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

by KansasSti June 28, 2011

coochie goochie

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie

Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!

by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

by Alex Silver October 2, 2007

Gooshed

When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.

Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.

by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014