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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
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Forbidden Glitter

Aw man, I just got this nice new L87 and it’ll probably fail soon after the first oil change because I see forbidden glitter all in the oil!
by EasyVictor May 26, 2025
mugGet the Forbidden Glittermug.

glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter
Her style embodies the glitter method.
by theglittermethod June 26, 2018
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Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade
The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin
by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021
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Glitter Force

A dub that tries to make their own thing, produced by Saban. It was supposed to be an english localization for the anime Smile precure, but the company behind it decided to change it and attempt to make something very different from the original source.

Glitter Force removes every reference to Japanese culture they find in the episodes, as if people didn't know it's an anime, censores scenes because they're 'too emotional for kids', in one instance, they removed a scene of two girls dancing together, in fear of angering homophobic people. They also change the story and lines behind each episode and modify it, leaving to things like plot holes.

It can be good that it made Precure more known, but on the other side, kids deserve much better. And that's why Glitter Force it's an example of how you should not make a dub.
Person A: I'm sad Glitter force was cancelled :(
Pretty cure fan: You can search up Precure, it's the franchise Glitter force came from and it has many other seasons!
by Dazaizai November 18, 2023
mugGet the Glitter Forcemug.

All that glitters is not gold

Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.
The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.
by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024
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