playing the guitar 

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.

jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.

playing the guitar by chris poivka June 10, 2008

Guitar SoLoL 

A guitar solo that is inserted into a song even though the band has absolutely no talent.

Did you hear that guitar solol in Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2?

Guitar SoLoL by sjlsjlsjl June 14, 2009

Bass Guitar 

a four stringed instrument created in the 1950's replacing the upright bass or cello. often overlooked as an instrument, the bass guitar does not get much credit unless the bassist shows true talent such as Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine or Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold. In analogies,
Bass is the sperm and the Guitar is the penis

Guitar is the hot chick, and the Bass is the sex

Guitar is the cereal, Bass is the Milk

Bass guitar Rockers!
Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine

Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold

Bass Guitar by Voorhees11 March 9, 2009

Sex Guitar 

Common name for the bass guitar. Credited to its loin-frothing baritone grooves aswell as its slit-fizzing funk licks.

Are you going to the Manhattan Exchange gig Tonight?
Yeah, I hear their Sex Guitarist is daycent biy.

Sex Guitar by J.C.ManhattanExchange November 6, 2009

guitar 

A 6, 7, or 12 stringed instrument which is about 3 ft long, and is very popular to play. If you are right-handed, you play chords with your left hand by arranging your fingers in different patterns along the frets, and strum it with your right hand.

I am learning to play the guitar.

guitar by CombatWombat August 14, 2003

Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible

Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck

Guitar Zero by Teddi July 20, 2008

guitar hero 

When a man on top of a lady plays her like a guitar, holding the boobs in random positions and strumming the vaginal lips.

dude, last night a played guitar hero on my wife last night. It was fucking awsome.

guitar hero by A man from Africa March 12, 2008