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Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever

by The only m smith February 3, 2018

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German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

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Genomalfism

The act of creating a human race unknown to the human race.

The act of Genomalfism is unobtainable by the human race making a paradox.

by AquaDarkcamo March 25, 2019

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Geometry Dash sweat

Yo what’s up dashers my name is GD Geometry Dash sweatboy420 and I’m lhere today because I’m about to beat bloodbath in 1att fricking sweat I am bro GG EZ 1 att lol so easy scrubbing

Geometry dash Sweat called sweatboy420 just beat sonic wave in 3 attempts oh my god he must be glued to his shitty ass Nokia brick every day because that’s all he does in his sad ass life

(Geometry Dash sweat people are toxic too but it doesn’t mean you are a sweat if you beat idk)

by frickthatfrackbro April 22, 2019

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Geremy

Geremy is the better version of "Jeremy". Spelling it with a "G" is better than a "J"

You see that kid over there, he's the best there is. He's such a Geremy

by TheBigBoss29 July 2, 2019

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German

iT ISNT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!

"Hello German are you from germany" "NO YOU IDIOT"

by You are from Vienna June 3, 2019

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Geometry

The subject that some intelligent dumbfuck decided to implement into the math system as a way to destroy our grades, and to torture our mental state of mind.

Boy 1: Dude I fucking hate that subject in room 204!!
Boy 2: You mean geometry? Yeah that’s the worst fucking subject ever. Whoever decided to implemented that into the math system must be a stupid fucking asshole.

by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019

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