GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S

MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM

by labbers November 10, 2009

geediot

A geed whose level of stupidity surpasses that of his peers so completely as to warrant further insult.

1) "Look at that geediot wearing cargo shorts."
2) "Which one?"
1) "The one holding a vodka cranberry for my slampiece."

by Fratticus Finch 1861 March 8, 2011

Geekder

The act of being higher, or "more geek'ed", than somebody else. Doesn't pertain to any one substance. Seattle slang.

"'Bro-bro, I just smoked 5 blunts...I'm geek'ed.'
'Shut up boi, I'm hella geekder!'"

by iamthegame206 September 12, 2011

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

geeker light

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands

Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light

by 23over December 21, 2013

Geddestruction

Complete and utter destruction by tiny beings. The tiny beings usually complete their annihilation while eating cereal and randomly breaking out into dance.

What happened to that village?
They were victims of geddestruction .
Awww shitty!

by Counterfeitgod July 28, 2016

Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.

HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!

by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016