longterm goals

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

Black goals

When Shadara goes both in black, they say “black goals” because they’re girlfriends and yeah, their color is black.
( and their bed too)

Bua tía ya ves BLACK GOALS

by Mara Ggg June 11, 2019

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 4, 2014

ugly people goals

when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.

Couple walks past.

Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”

by urmomgaylol4206969 July 18, 2019

UN sustainable goals

The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.

We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!

by Pancake Hater May 22, 2023

mom and son goals

When you and your son or mom look good together in a picture or photo on social media or irl

You and your mom have mom and son goals

by Dad and daughter goals April 15, 2017