when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.

Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
by urmomgaylol4206969 July 19, 2019
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