filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

Filthmess

A large mess created within the house similar to a pig stye but containing much more filth.

Paula and Christian never clean their house and it always looks like a filthmess.

by BiscuitBoy1980 August 14, 2011

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

fulchino

v.: 1. To leap out of nowhere and frighten someone, simultaneously yelling "Fulchino'd!!" Usually takes place at an entirely inappropriate moment, i.e. at a wedding ceremony, in a hospital, the day after Halloween, etc.

2. To frighten or startle someone, typically punctuating with a yell of "Fulchino'd!!" May occur over the phone in the middle of the night, by text message, via time capsule, etc.

Person 1: I wonder what's in this closet...
Person 2: (bursting through closet door) Fulchino'd!!
Person 1: AAAH!! Jesus Christ you scared the crap out of me!!

by A good samaritan September 22, 2013

Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014

filthy michael

The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.

Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.

by Mr. Tuenchi May 13, 2015

Filthy drongo

A phrase commonly used by Australians. A filthy drongo is like calling someone an idiot.

Look at that bloody filthy drongo over there by the barby. He can't even bloody cook the bloody idiot.

by finlAyyLmao August 3, 2015