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foster

In regard to video games, to shoot an opposing player in either the crotch or ass. Also referred to as "Buttering" as in the episode of South Park where Butters shoots everyone in the crotch.
Guy 1: "Dude, you totally just shot him in the dick!"

Guy 2: "FOSTERED!"
by Arkem3 June 28, 2011
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Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.
Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!
by st_gulik October 14, 2011
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Angry Fisherman

When fucking a girl from behind then playing with her arsehole with your finger. If she objects, reach round and put your grubby finger in her mouth and tug on her cheek.
During mid-bang Charles decided to up the ante and finger Diana's anus. Diana squealed with displeasure so Charles gave her the Angry Fisherman
by newnoise88 April 17, 2011
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Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.
We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.
by samborambo15 April 27, 2009
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Fisher

That tool of a guy who asks if you're doing something, but he never follows through with a date. He fishes to see if you're interested in him for an ego boost.
Girl 1: "John just asked if I'm free Friday or Saturday!"
Girl 2: "Oh, that's not going anywhere...He's a fisher."
by Kauâne December 9, 2013
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mike fisher

yes, mike fisher is that awesome
by lighthoused April 9, 2012
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foster parents

The only pedophiles the government helps find kids to hook up with.
Most parents don't let their kids go out in sexy clothing. Foster parents won't let them stay inside with any.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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