Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021
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Person 1: Who is this Spockatune Fluentia guy?
Person 2: Who knows, dude just popped out of nowhere with some good music.
Person 2: Who knows, dude just popped out of nowhere with some good music.
by Blue_screen_of_death November 21, 2021
Get the Spockatune Fluentia mug.An individual, mostly female, (and others who are not actually of the female gender but identify or believe to be one or more of the current genders) who captures still photographs mainly of their very appealing and alluring gluts for social media clicks, likes, product placement and other ways to generate income on the strength of their butt.
by El Gran Tommy September 12, 2022
Get the Butt-Fluencer mug.A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".
Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.
by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023
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Get the Flirmi/Fluermi mug.Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
Get the Rusty fluegelhorn mug.Derived from the notable public speaker and celebrity Andrew Tate, "tate-fluent" embodies the ability to communicate with exceptional finesse and effectiveness. Andrew Tate, known for his charismatic and articulate communication style, has inspired the creation of this term to recognize individuals who excel in expressing themselves with unparalleled eloquence. Whether in public speaking, debates, or everyday conversations, being tate-fluent signifies a mastery of language that leaves a lasting impression.
by Mr. Rsl November 30, 2023
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