flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

flower powerr

the desirability of taking a girl's "flower"; the greater / more fit / hotter the girl is, the higher her flower power is

Dayum! Check out her abs! She's really upped her flower powerr in the past month

by flowey January 13, 2011

Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!

by th1ngz April 26, 2009

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

call-flower

A person you call who is precious to you just so you can let them know how much you care about them.

On my international business trip I contacted Mariah, my call-flower, in the early morning, to let her know I arrived safely and give her peace of mind.

by McWritah July 24, 2015

Summer flower

When your straight friend who is a personal trainer gets fucked in the ass by a humongous black dude hiding in his closet and when he's done his butthole looks like a summer flower

Bro, the black guy in my closet wrecked me and now my shitter looks like a summer flower.

by Gayside December 13, 2016