sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 2, 2007

Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.

Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!

by You don't need to know my name. May 24, 2005

Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

by Breckul July 19, 2009

Fire Fighting

The Best thing in the world that gives you a rush. Hearing that pager go off, you have to rush off to the station and Get on your Turnout gear. And then find a Seat on a rig.

Then Its time to Enter the building, and Tame the wild beast within.

Girl: Whats the Number one thing you like to do?
Guy: Other than being with you?
Guy: Oh, that would be Fire Fighting.

by The Responder August 11, 2008

lightningous

adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant

I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a lightningous astringent.

by nikki_bilicki June 30, 2009

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011

Lightning romance

Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash

Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.

by SpyTattoo May 12, 2014