vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

keqing scammer files

keqing scammer files. a server on discord.com to report scammers

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have you heard about the newest report in keqing scammer files / ksf? 😱

by nyima April 24, 2023

False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty May 17, 2007

filemonkey

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge

I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey

by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

Mermaid Filet

The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.

Blackbeard was know for enjoying Mermaid filet on the deck of the pirate ship.

by Ashdog January 5, 2009