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The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.
Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
by orwell miller July 16, 2008
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