Crop My Field

The process of trimming or cleaning up the pelvic region of pubic hair.

Dude before I hook up with her I better CROP MY FIELD!

by Dirty 2:30 November 17, 2010

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008

t-field

this is the "gangster" name for Topsfield. A total joke only because kids in Topsfield attempt to be ghetto, and uh yea it doesn't work out so well. If you ever visit Topsfied, be prepared for the ghetto-ness...it's one tough town.

Hey dog..wanna come to my house? i live in t-field.

by random June 19, 2006

the field

(updated) The area all around us and through us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.

We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the FIELD and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.

by Exploring Joy September 21, 2017

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009