False Nostalgic

Reminiscent of an era or time period you weren't born into.

"Man damn, Stranger Things has me so false nostalgic right now."

by ontoroni April 17, 2017

false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.

I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.

by Devveyovich December 24, 2017

Falseonym

Fake, not a real word. Doesn't exist.

No! Herberjerble is a falseonym!

by Refridgerfreezer February 16, 2018

faïsel

He's a good friend and makes everyone laugh for his silly jokes. He is very kind and helpfully to everyone. His smile amazes everyone and he is the defenition of perfection. He has a beautiful body and a handsome face. He's good at everything, really everything *wink* *wink*

He's the best person to have around for the girls, but guys can be jalouse for his looks and succes with the girls.
If you're son is called Faïsel, raise him well, cause he is going to be very rich and succesfull. If you will ever meet a guy named Faïsel, he is going to be the light in your life and the love in your hart!

I wish my face was faïsel, like hers.

by xxBReady4Luvxx March 14, 2018

Failnerd

An irritatingly over-exuberant or try-hard nerd who gives other nerds a bad name.

I had a great time at the con, except on Sunday when Bill joined us. He wouldn't shut up about his signed Pop collection. He's such a failnerd.

by Macros1980 July 12, 2018

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018