Facebook

A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.

“Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”

“Why yes Carol, I did!”

by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021

Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old

Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page

by w h y November 20, 2021

Facebook

Karen's space of origin

Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.

by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021

Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.

I deleted Facebook and you should too.

by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021

facebook

a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens

Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook

by nft stealer December 7, 2021

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022