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facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
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A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.
sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
by sarah_oh April 29, 2008
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facebookable

Due to the upsurge in high school facebookers whose only other friends are other high school facebookers, facebookable is defined as any picture that displays the said facebooker's status as a crazy partier or otherwise macho person. Thus, the only non-facebookable pictures are ones that show people with their grandmothers, or helping out orphans.
"Shit man, don't put that picture up, that's not facebookable!"
"Why not? It's of you reading to your brother before he goes to sleep."
"Exactly. Here, take this one, it's me passed out in a pool of my own vomit after a killer party!"
"Whoa brah you are so cool!"
"Check out the cigarette in my hair!"
by Prof. Winkle February 9, 2008
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Facebooked

When you've budgeted time to catch up on notifications and read status updates.
I haven't checked PerezHilton yet... I'm still facebooked.
by VisualScott November 12, 2009
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facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.
You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.
by Crissinty November 12, 2009
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fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.
Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile!!!!! And i even changed my name on there to be h@rDc0r3.

High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag.















get a facebook.
by ayoforkayo January 27, 2009
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Facebooking

Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.
I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.
by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009
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