ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

by cchasteen July 19, 2005

funna

going to, usually immediately

I'm funna kick yo' ass!

by pwnjoonoobit June 27, 2003

Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

Funnel

An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.

Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro

by Ziceless November 11, 2016

Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose. Snorting a line

"I just picked up some nice powder, lets go funnel."
"Man I'm about to funnel six lines."

by Source: Jally Mary Jane Aard February 18, 2008

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005