folded

the act of being just fu***d up enough that you only remember half of the things that happened that evening, as if your memory were split in half, or folded

MIKE: "bro, we got a situation up in here."

VINNY: " you ain't lyin brahhhhh. Pauly drank to much

sizzurp, he be mad folded tomorrow."

by Greg Jillian January 17, 2010

folding laundry

the act of masturbation

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.

by alex chase February 2, 2004

folds

The overlapping rolls of fat on an obese person.

I put a peanut on my stomach and when I sat down it disappeared between my folds.

by Maia M. April 21, 2006

foldio

To fold paper inside a folder, curving the document without creaseing it. foldio.co.uk for example.

To fold a piece of paper end to end to create a curve inside a folio = Foldio.

by black berry January 2, 2008

Folding socks

Woman code for being really horny.

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.

by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012

Folder

A slang term for japaniese animated pornogaphy known as henti.

Corbyn is watching folder

by Maxd11 December 6, 2017

canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018