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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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Flute Technique

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)
by reidsgirl December 15, 2012
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Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
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Flutes

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..
by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023
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Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020
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etheopion flute

when a girl is giving head slides her lips and teeth up and down the shaft of ur penis
that hoe gave me such a good etheopion flute
by K Fad August 19, 2008
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fluting

n. Pronounced as Floo-ting. A vagina. Reference to a term in architecture meaning a decorative groove.
I'd like to fill her fluting!
by Jesty May 1, 2006
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