fluffy fingers

The act of tickling a rival gang member who has messed with you, he will tickle you back and pretty soon you both will be laughing so hard that you will forget all about the problem between you. (The Office)

"You been in any gangs?"
"Yeah... Crips, Bloods, Latin Kings. All of them."
"How do you resolve disputes?"
"Fluffy fingers!"

by StaRJ May 1, 2008

Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

snipping Bungle's finger

Phrase To prematurely cease fecal evacuation by voluntary sphincter contraction.

Derivation: From the friendly "Bear" character in the 80's hit British kid's TV show "Rainbow".

The door bell rang, so I had to snip Bungle's finger and wipe as I sprinted to answer it.

by Diddly January 27, 2004

five finger kiss

When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth.

Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss.

by Maxton37 March 2, 2007

Five Finger Meth Lunch

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.

"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"

"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"

by MurkyWaters April 23, 2009

fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.

"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."

by SuperBAW August 7, 2014