cranky millipede femur

someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets

dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.

by jeremy fragrence January 23, 2023

Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

fetuses

plural for fetus (correct plural form)

joanne is impregnated with 10 fetuses

by TC April 23, 2003

thresh the evil fetus

To harvest olives.

After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

femslankage

The event by which a woman's breasts salivate sweat to the extent that the two become glued together, inhibiting visible cleavage.

That chick's got some femslankage action going on; she's got a uniboob.

by Joy Tenpenny February 3, 2003

Fetus

Anyone under the age of 14.

Sorry Tommy, I can't come over and show you how to work the google on the internet machine to find definitions of words tonight... I've got to take care of my fetus, Abbott.

by Advocate for little people October 26, 2010

femur

The largest bone in your body, connected to your hip. Very useful for the agressive guy on top.

"Me and my boyfriend had CRAZY sex last knight. I just laid down naked while he licked my titties and used his femurs to fuck me to eternity."

by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008