Feaster

Combination of Fucking and Easter -- A term one can use to excuse oneself from Easter celebrations in order to satisfy the sudden urge to fuck.

Thanks for the family dinner invite on Easter! However, we won't be able to make it as we were thinking of staying in for Feaster this year.

by Papi Royal May 13, 2011

Fattern'

Slang contraction for "fatter than."

"Dat bitch was fattern' fuck!"

by Drag0nthrax October 9, 2008

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way

What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!

by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011