false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.

example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern

by sekkate May 6, 2016

Faiges

The 6 bffs at every school with the tightest bond. They are always hanging out and would do anything for each other.

The Faiges are having a dance-off this weekend.

by Prettymonkey June 17, 2016

False idol

Instead of being who they were growing up (themself), many of the people on shows like American idol or reality shows traded in Mr./Mrs. Invisible neighbor down the street for an image that people would now care about and worship. Every now and then you even get an athlete or two that tries to focus people's attention on things other than sports that matter even less, like being the hottest/sexiest athlete. You dont meet many plumbers or electricians trying to be the hottest/sexiest plumber or electrician, they're just being a plumber or an electrician when they go to work.

He/she went from being the kid nobody knew, or the kid that had to have an authority figure keep other kids off them to somebody who gets worshipped by millions as a false idol.

by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

False

Slang: to express a thing or person that is purposely cruel, mean and unnecessary, usually when you would not expect it/them to be.

1. Adjective: describes a person who is "false"

2. Verb: the act of "falsing" someone

1. "He was meant to give Tommy a place to stay last night, but he went home without him. He's so false."

"Did you see what Rick did to Micheal last night?"
"Yeah, he spat in his drink and then had sex with his girlfriend. He's the falsest chap."

"Can I get a lift with you tonight?"
"No Timmy!"
"False!!!"

2."Will you get me a bottle of JD when you're at the off-license"
"No, I've no money!"
"Ahh, you're falsin' me, chap"

by Martin Storey April 24, 2009

fagsexual

A term used to describe someone who is homosexual.

Johnson is a fagsexual.

by bo$$$$$$ May 10, 2009