Best Fiance Ever

Someone who is attentive, creative, funny, sexy, and loving.

Evidence shows that Stuart Barton is the Best Fiance Ever.

by knowledgeable source February 15, 2010

Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023

ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them

Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?

by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020

best friggin idea ever

Raising a child before you're even of age for college, a solid career, or even just simple pleasures like sitting at the bar and asking for a cold one.

Dude, this is gonna be the best friggin idea ever

by TeeeeenMom69 February 17, 2018

Best I Ever Had

The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.

This girl is the Best I Ever Had. I love her so much!

by Picnic Bear October 19, 2023

greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 7, 2014

Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever is a well known game but it's also a pretty popular show on Netflix. The main character is Devi, Devi is a 15 year old girl who moved from India to America and is trying to fit in at school after being paralyzed for 3 months and her dad dying after having a heart attack at Devi's orchestra concert.

"Hey do you wanna watch Never Have I Ever?"

by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023