New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it

(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty

by NateStollard November 4, 2008

close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007

Queen of England’s dog water

The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.

“You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”

by dogwater2765 January 11, 2021

lie on your back and think of england

face it, you're gonna get screwed.

when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

by Kfifty July 12, 2005

you think your safe in england

A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered

Jon hagy you think your safe in England

by Billygraen January 3, 2019

New England School of Law

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.

I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

by 3L Love January 16, 2009