Toilet of England 

Kent county.

The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.

"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."

Toilet of England by eurowatcher December 20, 2020

The queen of England 

An old bat that just won't make room for the new generations. She thinks she is above all the other peasants of society because she was born 'special'.

Chad: "Have you heard of the queen of England?"
James: "That's that 90-something year old bat who refuses to give out, right?"
Chad: "Yes"

The queen of England by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021

Bristol England 

Bedminster, the original part of Bristol, was set up as a hospital for People on a pilgrimage to near by Glastonbury, and if you go to Bristol in the summer you will see things haven't changed much. As the capital of the south west of Britain, home of stone circles and surfers, Bristol is a laid back place.

Bristol is home of the graffiti artist Banksy and experimental artist Damien Hurst, of the Harry Potter author and comedians Bill Bailey and Justin Lee collins. The drama department of Bristol university introduced the stars of Little Britain and it was in homage to this that Vikki Pollard has a Bristol accent. Bristolians are very proud of their vernacular and hence a series of tee shirts have been spourned with sayings such as "Gert Lush" and "Ow bist me babber", other graduates from Bristol Uni include Simon Pegg and the film "Hot Fuzz" filmed in near by Wells gives good examples of local dialect.

Where you too?" "I'm in Brizzle""Speak up me babber, I canse 'ere you" "I'm in Bristol England.

Bristol England by Mez1 December 13, 2010

A New England Soaker 

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".

Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.

A New England Soaker by Punkieeeeeee April 28, 2008

new england chilli dog 

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick

That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog

new england chilli dog by Bullit123 January 11, 2014

Queen of England

to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.

"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"

Queen of England by Allowishes McGillicutty August 18, 2007

North England 

Includes wankers from places such as Manchester, Liverpool, and Newcastle.

Think they are solid but would get the fuck kicked out of them by the skinheads on the roadside if they even set foot in London. Let alone East London

Go the pub,
drink ten pints,
get completely plastered.
Come back home,
beat the wife,
you dirty northern bastard

North England is a fuckin fanny area, West Ham is gonna knock the fuck out of Liverpool this weekend

North England by OiOiBoy July 3, 2006