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Burger Engineer

A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
by Bainksy December 18, 2018
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Engine Underpants

Engine Underpants / ˈɛn dʒən • ˈʌn dərˌpænts /

Also known as " Creepers / ˈkri pərz / "

Any type of undergarment with a tendency to repetitively ride up your butt crack, with the power and reliability the of a steam-engine train riding the rail to the express tunnel, leaving you unhappily maneuvering it free and/or pulling it out like clockwork.

*Insert mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine Boxer-Briefs >>Here<< .*
I.E.

Friendo
" Why d'you keep walking like a freakin' crab person today..? "
Other Friendo
" -Shut up, I got some "Engine Underpants" on right now, they just keep ridin' up on me and it's driving me bonkers!"
by Pfeffernüsse Schädenfreude September 20, 2022
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double-engine

v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.
Sam always tried to double-engine Sally due to her enormous boobs.
by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014
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Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.
Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer
by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015
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Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021
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engine 69

George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."
by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014
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Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
by BinMucker February 4, 2014
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