Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022

Elijah

A husband meant for an Anari. He is pretty and intelligent and is also smart.

Elijah your very pretty today

by mnbvkchdjcwjefhvbed March 30, 2022

Elijah

A Fat Cunt.

Man he sure is being an Elijah today.

by 8008S8=====D March 30, 2022

Elijah

Cringy valorant player who is a Christian pope with pedophillic tendencies

He also does line ups

Look at that Elijah do valorant line ups with zero bitches

by Patodude April 4, 2022

Elijah

hot, sexy, cute, jaw dropping boy who will make your heart stop in pure delight

Elijah is so freaking sexy

by lovelylion April 9, 2022

Elijah

worst trombone player ever

teacher: do you hear how it sounds bad?
elijah: no
teacher: you stupid motherfu-

by lajsiwbdnxkwkww April 12, 2022