eighteen years old

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.

Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!

by iTwilight April 12, 2009

elightbars.org

A site mainly dedicated to warning lighting used on emergency and nonemergency vehicles.
Unfortunately it's overrun by mostly semiliterate members. This is substantiated to the fullest when browsing the entire site, especially the "Off Topic" section.
A definite pack mentality can be seen when otherwise coherent thoughts and ideas are presented to the simplistic masses.
Keep in mind most members are younger, volunteer low-skilled (not bashing volunteering), and from small(er) isolated areas (not that all small town people are ignorant).
One might question the presence of five or six seemingly intelligent members, unless they have a, "scientist working in a chimp lab", fetish.
The administration is often biased, and many of the site's rules/guidelines/links are unenforced/unused/outdated.
Two thumbs down to what could have had the potential to be a helpful and informative site.
(The following negative posts/reviews/ratings will be marked by breadcrumb trails back to elightbars.org)

I joined elightbars.org, and all I lost was my stupid diploma.

by norefute February 24, 2008

element eighty

On the Periodic Table of Elements, the 80th element. Having so many # of protons, neutrons, etc.
Oh yeah. Also the only good Alternative Rock band in existence.
Based in Dallas, TX

Element Eighty gets me off

by larstait October 8, 2003

i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love

Louis: “i have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: “sixteen,”

random fan: “what the FUCK.”

by HS Lover July 15, 2020

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

eighty-sixed

Traditionally, to be eighty-sixed was to be cut off from further booze service. This term comes all the way from the wild west (and not the 1980's as previously defined), where a bartender would only serve the 86 proof whiskey to customers already too drunk (86 proof was reserved for the ladies. The wild west was tough).
Today it means to be cut-off at the bar, kicked out of the bar, or to be cut-off or barred from something in general.

I went to the bar at happy hour and was eighty-sixed by the bartender by 9:00.

by OmaHawk January 29, 2007

EightTreUno

pronounced (Eight*Tray*Uno) is a Multi-group Hip-Hop crew hailing from the Central Coast of California. Some of the groups under the EightTreUno banner are 5-flavors, 3Ring Circus and the Infallible Crew. These groups/crews are comprised of mixed members of the overall EightTreUno squad some artists preforming in multiple groups. Such artists are Marz, Dyslexatron, NaNo, Ritz, Herbivore, Shawntron, Mikey-Ray, Enc.(dot), Rob-1 and D.J. HiRez tha subterrianin element.

dude: "Have you heard the new Infallible cut with Rob-1, Dyslexatron and Herbivore?"
dude#2: "Hell yeah! Its number 13 on the new EightTreUno C.D."
dude: "Say Word Son!"
dude#2 "Word"

by rob mattic July 31, 2007