female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019

vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis

i have such a big vaginal erection!

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”

*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!

by WazzuppG November 20, 2022

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021