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Overly aggressive cyclists who ride fixed gear (single gear) road bikes and are generally employed as bike couriers. They have an elevated sense of importance and entitlement to the road and endanger everyone around them by running red lights, weaving between cars and getting irrate when anyone objects to their douchy ways. Their mortal enemy is the taxi driver, though they have a stong hatred of all motorists.
You can spot them at stop lights trying to impress everyone with their little balancing act, trying not to touch the ground with their feet (they will claim they do this to avoid unclipping their clip-in bike shoes). Their traditional garb includes 80's biker caps (they are far too cool to ever wear helmets), courier bags, bike shorts and ironic t-shirts.
If you see one approach at your own risk. They are known to fly off the handle or, at the very least, say something sarcastic. The best way to trap one is to lure them close with a tall boy of Stiegel of a bottle of Labatt 50 and then club them over the head with a U-lock.
You can spot them at stop lights trying to impress everyone with their little balancing act, trying not to touch the ground with their feet (they will claim they do this to avoid unclipping their clip-in bike shoes). Their traditional garb includes 80's biker caps (they are far too cool to ever wear helmets), courier bags, bike shorts and ironic t-shirts.
If you see one approach at your own risk. They are known to fly off the handle or, at the very least, say something sarcastic. The best way to trap one is to lure them close with a tall boy of Stiegel of a bottle of Labatt 50 and then club them over the head with a U-lock.
Look at that Fixie la Douche who just cut off that old lady and then punched her car window for honking at him! What a prick!
by Chiefwiggy September 2, 2009
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Get the douche nut mug.A person who lives and dies by Basecamp (a software tool for project collaboration & task management), and is unable to complete even the most basic administrative tasks unless they are catalogued in their Basecamp milestones.
"Wendy, can you fix the link on that page we just published?"
"Sure. Send me a message in Basecamp and attach a milestone to it."
"But can't you just DO it? I'm telling you about it now."
"Put it in Basecamp."
"Wow, you're being a real Basecamp Douche!"
"Sure. Send me a message in Basecamp and attach a milestone to it."
"But can't you just DO it? I'm telling you about it now."
"Put it in Basecamp."
"Wow, you're being a real Basecamp Douche!"
by punky! December 9, 2008
Get the basecamp douche mug.When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. King of all douche bags. The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
1. Peter Burns (Denver sports radio host an admitted Uber Douche)
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.
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