HOVA-dose

When you take so many psychedelics that you think you are Jay-Z

"Last night I HOVA-dosed on shrooms, I thought I was Jay-Z"

by Pill Poppin God May 18, 2010

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

dossa

one who just wants to do hoodrat things with their friends, because it's fun to do bad things

that girl may be booji, but she wishes she was dossa

by Lil' Rascal June 18, 2008

dosdy

What is revealed to the world when one wears only a bikini. Best said in a British accent.

J-dog: "Put up that picture of you in the bikini and you will get one thousand new friends by tomorrow."
Pipstar: "Yeah, after i finish my profile i'm doing that."
J-flow: "Haha nice; you gotta make it your number one picture."
Pipsalicious: "I don't know if I want people who just want me for my dosdy."

by Pimpass McSmooth August 23, 2005

dosified

When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.

That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.

by Lee Newton January 27, 2009

doschnozzle

Someone who's a complete ass for no reason and doesn't give a fuck what you have to say afterwards

John: Hey Steve you are a fucking idiot and don't deserve to live
Steve: You're such a doschnozzle

by Rustybeartrap March 11, 2011

Dossé bagg

a fancy smancy way of saying doche bag, when one wishes to be formal but still express that a person is bein an absolute dick, asshole, vagina, anus face, pussy, but licker, tool and all round fuck.

Person 1: Hey! You see the kid playing ping pong over there?
Person 2: Yeah. The one with greasy hair.
Person 1: He came over the other day. He's a complete dossé bagg.
Person 2: What? You mean like Marc?
Person 1: No. Like a complete DOSSE BAGG!

by Baron Von Sexy Pants Man October 13, 2011