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Detroit Catholic Central

#1 ranked school on tiktok for hottest boys in highschool. Most likely snapping your girl right now.

The fine men of CC will always be superior in brotherhood. The new GDK program has students from all grades grouped together to help eachother. The new program allows students to connect with one another.

Despite being referred as snobby rich kids, CC men are quite the opposite being Noble, Kind and Repectful.
Rice Kid, “ I am so happy to have been with my girl for a year”
CC Man, “ O yeah, I fucked her last week”

Detroit Catholic Central
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Detroit Red wings

Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans
Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"
by funkyfresh 91 June 16, 2010
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Detroit Blindfold

The act of getting head and as soon as you are about to ejaculate on the girl/guys face and you droop your scrotum over their eyes so they can't see.
I couldn't see because he gave me a Detroit Blindfold.
by jkilla5053 November 27, 2009
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Detroit Tailpipe

An act of fart sniffing for sexual arousal. One partner farts directly into the other partners mouth, causing immediate satisfaction for the receiver. Can also be used to describe any type of sexual farting.
The Detroit Tailpipe you just gave me made my goo bazooka explode.
by snaaaaarrrrr October 8, 2009
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Detroit Schoolbus

Chigger and Detroit Schoolbus are the same thing
by dvjn294 April 24, 2011
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Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.
"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"
by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003
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Detroit Country Day

Where suck-ups and star athletes thrive but normal kids get pushed aside. The competition for a high school is ridiculous. Awards and recognition by teachers are more important than true friends. The headmaster is as good of a speaker as George Bush and the Dean articulates like he has an IQ of 8. There are some really good teachers but the majority need to go back to college and get a teaching degree because they don't make sense during class.
Previous definitions failed to mention how most of the guys aren't much better than the girls. The guys who are pricks think they are gods but when they get to college their asses will be pummeled and then they'll cry. Dating a Brother Rice boy seems to make them mad because they are "rivals" both on and off the field (idiots). The girls always seem to dress exactly the same on casual days. We have girls who come up with retarded acronyms for their names. (seriously WHO DOES THAT?!?) Some people think that their entire grade is friends with eachother but that is bullshit. Just because you're "popular" doesn't mean everyone likes you. Most are just entertained by your blatant acts of stupidity.
Restriction and restraints are how they control us. There is NO school spirit, it dies a little more each time new rules like "No more Jenga during study halls it gets too 'rowdy'" are made. We are watched constantly like criminals. Retared rules are made for everyone because the administration is too afraid to punish just a few students because those student's parents donate money (or they are the child of an administrator).
Besides, what the fuck kind of name is "Detroit Country Day"?! We aren't that close to Detroit but we aren't out in the country either and where does the "Day" even come from?!
If you still go to DCDS and can't get out just remember; stay under the radar of the assholes (adults and kids alike) and you'll be fine...that or just give all the jackasses hell.
And to the two people who wrote before me; it sounds like we are already friends and if we aren't we should be. ;)
And if any fuckin dick writes something after this that tries to defend Country Day or ridicule these definitions I just want to tell them that they are the exact person that most despised. But hey be who you are, it takes all kinds and I don't give a flying fuck.
public schooler: "hey you seem bitter. where did you go to school?"
country day student : "...i paid for prison"
public schooler: "?..oh yeah i hear Detroit Country Day is a bitch"
:another example below:
kiss ass: "omigod! sign my yearbook?"
person with a soul: *thinking 'wow you are SO fake'* "ummm...yeah sure" *writes 'please do not keep in touch'*
by thankgodigraduatesoon July 30, 2008
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