scary bitch disorder

A bitch who talks shit , but when confronted doesn't back any of it up or a bitch who ducks your fade.

Christine suffers from scary bitch disorder.

by Binderella October 15, 2018

seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.

I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows

by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017

intimate pineapple disorder

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.

I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.

by D1n0nlyT8 May 14, 2017

bangin pussy disorder

WHEN THAT WAP BE THANGIN BRUH

“courtney has bpd bro” “borderline personality disorder??” “no bruh bangin pussy disorder”

by bpd pussy April 1, 2021

Simp Syndrome Disorder

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "

Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.

by LongLiveJubo April 15, 2021

Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

by lazylinguist August 9, 2012

Gravity Falls Disorder

When fans of a series demand a direct continuation to a story despite it not making sense for that specific story(e.g., the story has already come to a conclusion, it was purposefully left open-ended for fan interpretation, the creator is not interested, etc.).

Names after the Disney animated show Gravity Falls, which was always intended to have two seasons according to Alex Hirsch. Despite that, many fans have been hounding him for a third season to this very day.

"A lot of OMORI fans suffer from Gravity Falls Disorder due to the game's purposefully vague ending scenes, even though a direct sequel wouldn't work, at least not in the form of a video game."

by mighty-guard October 11, 2023